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Shit

Me: hey-

You: ugh here comes the pease of shit

Me: ok then-
by MoonBean October 26, 2020
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Ghost shit

1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.

2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.

3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!

(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!

(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
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fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet
supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru
by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024
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Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩
My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.
by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019
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Shit Lips

something you call someone when they are being annoying
by trump is my daddy March 11, 2021
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Oh shit

David was working under his car and knocked his jack.

"Oh shit"
by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020
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shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet
Get your shit hoofs off my couch
by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019
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