Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017

Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

by SilentFissure January 4, 2017

hoseoks dick

a dick that enters in contact with jimin's butt everynight

hoseoks dick is in jimins ass

by hopemin January 8, 2017

Dick Tits

A provocative term.

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨

by jakfrost January 11, 2017

Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017