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Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!
by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018
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Brick of a shit

An exceptionally large poop.
Andrew: I need to go pee.

Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.

Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.
by Turry911 July 15, 2019
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Hoe shit

Being extra thirsty and disregarding most anyones feelings as long as that hoe gets hers..

Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.

Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
I’m sick of these dumb ass bitches doing Hoe shit.. they gonna find out today that shit don’t go round hurrr.
by IB6UB9rawD January 13, 2023
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Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.
Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!
by Ofashea June 13, 2025
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Ammonia shits

When your shit comes out of your ass as a liquid and saturated hot gas. The burning of above said shit is so bad it feels like someone just released ammonia into your butthole.
After eating at the ephrata taco bell Bruce got a bad case of the ammonia shits.
by Culatr March 27, 2019
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put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
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virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.
Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.
by mrh@nky August 18, 2022
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