smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.

A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

shit shit shit

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by antsasshill November 28, 2021

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 17, 2020

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic

Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground

by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

Stuy Shit

Someone high after using drugs, or someone you think is taking drugs.

I swear to God you're on some stuy shit right now.

by Ttraybowl January 1, 2021