National Haidyn’s mom day

A day to simp over Haidyn’s hot fucking mom

“Hey, have you seen Haidyn’s mom? It’s National Haidyn’s mom day!”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”

by Rhmshjkskkwkks December 14, 2022

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

lud day

it’s thursday

happy lud day!!

by vapegirl December 15, 2022

Bro appreciation day

Appreciate ur bros on december 15th

Bro 1: love u bro
Bro 2: love u bro
Whore: why are u guys saying that???
Bro1&2: it’s bro appreciation day

by Swiss2high December 15, 2022

world rob the owner day

December 18th is world rob the owner day where anybody can rob a shop owner.

guys it's world rob the owner day lets go steal some cars.

by smackmen December 16, 2022

Ban Day

On December 17th any dumb fuck who harasses the owner gets a ban

Wow this idiot sent a dumb meme on ban day

by MarshallDevilTeach December 17, 2022

Alex Discrimination Day

On December 18th anyone can discriminate against anyone named Alex, Alexander, Alexandria, or any name with Alex, and the victim has no way of retaliating as it is a national holiday.

Hey did you remember it's Alex Discrimination Day? We should go mess with Alexandria over there.

by Gerald Ficker December 17, 2022