Shit Shanker

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.

Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.

by N Made July 25, 2023

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

Shit-uation

A crappy situation or turn of events.

It was a big shit-uation when the lovers' plans to rendevouz did not get to happen, due to circumstances beyond their control.

by #ItalianBabe August 20, 2017

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

Shit show

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.

I had a great time at the shit show, I won Caroline a stuffed giraffe!

by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021

shit twister

When somebody has a diarrhea attack all over the toilet and back of the wall.

A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

Shit

Your probably shitting as you read this

Guy 1. Shit
Kid1 don’t say that

by My cat might be a alien January 30, 2020