shit

Something that happens to people quite often.

Oh, shit. Donald Trump almost caused nuclear winter. Again.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2017

dog shit snow ball

A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.

Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.

by autmwnd February 25, 2015

shitted feets

fitted sheets

Shitted feets arr impiratical for hotel use.

by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022

Shit-Swapping

The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018

gawd awful shit

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.

2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.

1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.

2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!

by Kraski June 8, 2022

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

shit dem

shocked/suprised

bro: yo look at dat ting over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bunddaaaaa

by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020