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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022
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yammed your pants

Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!
by Fart1738 December 1, 2024
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glaze your knuckles

Glaze your knuckles Means when a guy masturbates , Jacks Off Rubs One Out
1) Glaze your knuckles is when a guy masturbates. 2)Scott- I love to glaze my knuckles. 3)Stop glazing your knuckles so much loser.
by Lala Loopsy 1995 December 19, 2017
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your mom

A joke - Your mother - used to roast people
Joke: LOGAN-PAUL: who's that YOU: your mom
Actual: YOU: wheres your mom?
Roast: billie ellish: who asked YOU: your mom
by Omyx March 20, 2022
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2017
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