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back to school blitz

something my church does on 8/8/year
by fork 4 August 7, 2021
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School water fountain

There’s always a 5 year old saying “123 that’s all you need
by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
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School

A type of torture used against even innocent kids that is required by law for kids and even some parents to go to school to teach and learn, they keep track of how good your schoolwork is so there isn't any chance of fun or else you get held back to more years in this prison like looking shithole. They also force students to do work at home so they can get more torture and pain than before. They are worse than hell
Student 1: hey Satan can u get me outa this school
Satan: sorry but if I risk going up there, I might be stuck in that hell too
Student 1: but you are in hell
Satan: school is 10 times worse buddy
by Deez God January 23, 2022
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Go to school

1. Go to a place of education (British)

2. Die in a hail of bullets (American)
"Thomas, get your shoes on it's time to go to school!" (British)

"Little Thomas, age nine, had no way knowing what awaited him as he prepared to go to school that day."
by B. Ollocks May 27, 2022
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School

Similar to a juvenile detention center
The most hated and disliked place in society
Why is that?

Well, school is a place where minors around 4-19 were traditionally supposed to get education to use for their adulthood. Yeah maybe back then during the industrial revolution were factory jobs were a norm but not anymore since things are advancing. You’re supposed to do what the authorities tell you what to do. Nowadays it works differently, it’s more of a popularity contest like crushes, drama, humor, friends and so on. It’s incredibly outdated. Everybody is trying to be a conformist and do minimal work because everybody just wants to get by knowing damn well that they ain’t learning shit. They want friends to do group projects with. Can you blame them? It’s like these kids are being used as social experiments or some shit. It ruins kids mental health because they are forced to deal with this for 12 or more years straight. They are so fucked with social status and fitting in, endless amounts of homework, etc. You can not sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial.
by Wren Eleanor January 19, 2023
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Northeast Middle School

Northeast Middle school , located in Bethlehem PA . Where 6th graders fuck in the bathroom and 7th and 8th graders are fighting every other week and the fights are ass . The school is filled wit annoying ass females and weird ass boys . The teachers are annoying asf , the classes are long asf . The principal a bitch who don't let no one have fun . The guidance counselor never dose anything about anything and bitches abt everything . 95% of the kids there vape or smoke weed . The Teachers give you work you barley understand and dont teach it correctly then get upset when you cant do it . and once you step in those doors its like walking through the gates to hell .
Northeast Middle school , the shittiest place on earth.
by myb157 November 26, 2021
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School

Fucking end me, I hate this fucking shit called school
by Why we Americans stupid August 21, 2020
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