shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general

Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Shit o'clock

When it's time to take a shit generally a big one

Hey y'all you know what time it is it's shit o'clock

by Totally real person June 21, 2023

Shit Rumble

Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.

I just got the shit rumble, im afraid for my life

by Torbalan March 16, 2024

shit finish

An exclamation used for summoning help, when you're done defecating and need someone to clean your ass.

Momma, shit finish!

by Marquis de Cod July 13, 2021

Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.

Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.

by bongholmes January 7, 2022