Shit Brag

When you show off something cool and the person response, indifferent or with criticism only to brag about it later to someone else.

John: Hey check out my new Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controllers to it.
Mike: Whatever, it’s kinda lame…

Kyle: Hey John, what cha got there cutie.
Mike: It's a Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controls to it.
John: Way to shit brag, bro.

by ＼(￣▽￣)＼/♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪ May 18, 2025

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

shit

feces

fortnite battlepass i just shit out my ass

by )_/(_ February 26, 2023

shit

one big piece of POOPOO is aarwyn he's big big POOPOO smelly one too

eg: boy 1: I'm taking a huge shit

boy 2 : you mean a huge aarwyn?

by pastelpinkfrogs April 13, 2021

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

OG SHIT BAG

A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.

Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt

by OGSHITBAGSOCIETY November 23, 2021

shit

thing that comes out of ur ass
can be used as an argument

"the real shit"
person: lol know what
another person: wot lol
person: i took a shit lol
another person: lol wtf

argument

person: ur shit
another person: no u are a shit

by An A-press is an A-press October 30, 2018