Shit

Tyler Vazquez

You smell that?

Yeah bro that shit Reaks!
It’s probably just Tyler Vazquez

by Ytgfvhh March 8, 2020

Shit Chip

When one watches a video on youtube of a natural birth by the river and points out the little shit chip left on the rock right below the little nigga that was just birthed.

See dat there... shit chip.

by bizdev6969 July 15, 2025

Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!

Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018

Shit

It’s the best word to use it’s not a swear word shit simply means beautiful

Wow your shit

by Florenceeee May 1, 2019