National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
Get the National Date Your Friend Daymug. by Megaddo March 22, 2022
Get the Your Mommug. Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.
by National Holiday October 7, 2021
Get the National Be On Your Phone Daymug. Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid
by I like planes March 17, 2022
Get the Your mommug. by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Prove That You Will Achieve Your Conundrums<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
Get the polish your own pedestalmug. Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).
“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”
by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020
Get the Break your Cleanmug.