Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
by ColorlessAngelz October 31, 2023
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Ass twizzler

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!
You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!
by Popcorndaddy March 05, 2021
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Talentless Ass Clown

Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.
"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?

-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place

+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019
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lean cuisine ass bitch

A man that is physically battling a very fat woman he is a lean cuisine ass bitch.
Back the fuck up you “lean cuisine ass bitch”
by Notyourmotherschocolatemilky October 18, 2023
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Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023
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Ass Edger

A person who performs the act of edging on a rim/ass area
That Sean is such an ass edger playing with rim
by Mulsmally March 14, 2022
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