Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

why do you do

It means why have you done something.

Why do you do- why do you take part it doing any type of actions. Why do you do things?

Person: i stole my neighbor's catto
Me: why do u do.

by Imlildurk2x June 23, 2018

You killed Roxy

When an individual has chewed the" fat" too much to be "put down" with false narrative even though going the extra mile to help such to be grifted short.

Marlene declared; "You killed roxy." after getting money from the less fortunate whom she associated with to put down her dog after flimflam and false narrative.

by Mister. Mr. July 12, 2021

Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020

Hero you

Troy Farthings favourite phrase to use. Troy Farthing’s amber army

Best Cambridge fan you
Wow hero you

by Hero12 February 20, 2022

May the 4th be with you!

National star wars day, dress up like a star wars character. No one can stop you from creating a lightsaber fight in the middle of the store or school hallways.

"May the 4th be with you! Fight me cowarddd."

by winter_magic May 3, 2022

YOU are the Rorschach

I'm Hym. I'm not Rorschach. That's like the "I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!!!!" guys. Nonono.

Hym "What are you even talking about? How are you as an atheist defending Ozymandias' plan when it is LITERALLY Jordan Peterson's 'Unifying Meta-Narrative that is both good for social cohesion and necessary to stave off catastrophe?' IT'S THE SAME THING! The parallel couldn't be any more direct! And it's obviously an analogy for the existence of God. I mean, Alan Moore needs to sue Peterson for copyright infringement... OR Vice-Versa. But YOU are the Rorschach! You spend every day posting videos to your video-diary about how the positives of the proposition that there is an omniscient reality guy who's gunna get ya if you don't play nice are irrelevant to you BECAAAUUUUSE... IT'S NOT TRUE. I mean, is it... Are you on Jordan's side now? The unifying meta-narrative is already done! The plan already worked! We're not blowing up the planet! So, I guess there's no reason for you to give your diary to the world. It's YOU. You're the Rorschach. And he has contempt for anyone who doesn't adhere to his completely self-fabricated moral code. Which is a leftist thing. The only thing he has in common with conservatives is the pedophile murder boner and the only thing he DOESN'T have in common with you is a lack of contempt for women. Which is an interesting thing for you to single out. Because that's literally the only thing you're not allowed to have contempt for. Well, and minorities (up to and including fat-cocks). But that's just a manifestation of you self-fabricated moral code."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024