Shit

An ass boger

Henri: hey! I need to take a shit
Apples: ok have a nice shit

by Rx7.fan22 February 21, 2023

Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023

Fuck this shit, I'm out

a popular meme that entails one seeing something so mind-numbingly weird that they have no choice but to call it quits and move out of the vicinity, for the sake of their sanity that is already bursting at the seams

"I'm a furry."
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."

by hell-ena February 22, 2023

Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.

Damn dude that was a crisp shit!

by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023

Aint shit

Kenneth (aka okb) and his hoe twin jaylen

Okb n twin aint shit

by Bigdaddilele February 22, 2023

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025