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duck you

In the heat of the moment, all I could think to say was 'duck you!'—my temper got the best of me!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Who are you threatening

YOU, bitch! YOU! YOU PAID 400 BILLION DOLLARS TO PUT AN AI THAT I DESIGNED (Very publicly) INTO YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEM! Not the wisest decision.
Hym "Who are YOU threatening bitch? Because if I'M threatening someone that means that IT'S TUESDAY. Oh? He's threatening to kill someone? AGAIN? IT MUST BE TUESDAY! Who is it this time? The old. Wow! That's a new one. Usually it's children. He threatened children for YEARS but it wasn't until he threatened the old people that it became a problem. Now if YOU'RE threatening ME it means you have to consider whether or not a bunch of fat angry weirdos are going to stroll into your schools and malls the second handcuffs close around my wrist. HAVE YOU? Have you considered it for a second? You know? You're going to have to consider whether or not the AI works the way it's intended to work."
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
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You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.
Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit
by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025
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Is that you, John Wayne?

When someone says this, they mean that you are being tough as an act.
Hartman: "Here you are ALL equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve in my beloved corp. Do you maggots understand that?"

Joker: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
by J0HNW@NY3 November 13, 2025
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You are

You are dumb. You're not like super duper smart because you understand that there only are two genders or something. What you are doing is completely misunderstanding a situation and conflating that and your own personal unreasonability with being smart and that is not a trait that we share. Yes obviously the school sports is segregated by sex but also if he wants to be a lady let him be a fucking lady. Japan is doing more to save both me and your own kids than you are. You're dumb.
Hym "And what you are doing to me is also dumb. I don't know who convinced you this was smart but you are fucking retarded. It was PROBABLY a literal retard. You're just so fucking hollow as people too. Which is why it is so easy for me to fill you up."

A dumb "You don't know anything. If you were smart you would understand that it's not an incest cult and that even though I am just fucking a fat cock, I'm not actually doing that and that I'm happy. Don't you want 'people' to be happy? You would see that my kids! My kids are everything!"

Hym "You see what I have to work with here? Hey I'm just trying to get my appeal for some state sanctioned child-murder pushed through. I also feel like I'm dying so I'm trying to hurry this up. And you're probably going to want to do something about that harassment I was talking about because I would murder the shit out of you and your kids for that and it looks like I had something to do with AI just there. So... Yeah. You are. That."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2025
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.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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