what is dis

What is dis/what dis is slang for what is this. (Insert meme here)

What is dis? Dis teh Urban Dictionary.

by yetvanother random person May 12, 2021

What the Freud

usually ended with "?"; an euphemism for "wtf?" ("What the fuck?") for situations when it is uncomfortable to say "fuck"

- What the Freud are you doing, man!?

by CheerfulChe March 5, 2011

Fu-what

When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.

My Chemical Romance- Blood

(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.

The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,

But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.

by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 8, 2010

What Bills

A phrase best used when someone asks questions, expects explanations, or tells someone what to do (including how to act) and is not owed an answer or reaction.
“If they ain’t paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.” -RuPaul

Person 1: You need to keep your phone on. Why did you have it off in the first place?
Person 2: WHAT BILLS?
Person 1: (Dumb founded)
Person 2: Pay a damn bill and you can tell me what to do or ask why I did something.

by Wqwheat July 28, 2019

What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

What the chuck!

just an auto correct for what the fuck!

what the chuck! damn this autocorrect ! i meant WTF!

by @master January 3, 2017

What a clusterf***

Used to express A catastrophically mishandled situation

dude someone let Harley Quinn out of jail! What a clusterf***

by Epictailz January 26, 2017