Sam

Big ass forehead

Have you seen Sam? You mean phineas?

by It’s me faggot March 10, 2020

Sam

They Are a Person who will always make they friends laugh. They don’t have a lot of friends Because they Are carefully choosing them

Person 1: Look! They don’t have a lot friends
Person 2: They Are A Sam

by Leolove33:) November 3, 2021

sam emphy

I had a Sam for my bf once... he broke my heart in collage. We had a GREAT relationship, since high school, but I broke up with him when I caught him having you-know-what with a different girl...

The love of my life, Sam Emphy, broke my heart.... <3 :(

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.

Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!

by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023

greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

The Sam forskin

When you’re so fat that the arm fat actually slightly layers itself over your elbow

That guy eating the quintuple layer chocolate cake has the Sam forskin

by Battlefart117 March 17, 2022