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Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety
Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on
by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020
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Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.
Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."
by johnny92 June 24, 2012
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Points Pimp

a guy who has his adult dancer girlfriends pay him cash and he in turn uses his credit cards to pay their bills online and accrue all of the cash back points
dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!
by forever creepin' June 25, 2023
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Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.
Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.
by JointsNotPoints May 5, 2023
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friendship points

you gain them by complimenting someone who you know but isn’t really your friend. the other person gives them to you when you complete acts of kindness like doing their spainsh homework.
Aaron gave Junyeong 20 friendship points after her gave him the spainsh packet answers.
by theygaydumbblonde April 27, 2023
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point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not
"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"
by Krkič September 25, 2020
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