Mike

SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON.

Ayay di ara nilabay na ang SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON. inshort si Mike usapa na kapuya.

by Mike laurente June 4, 2022

Mike hunt

Mike hunt is usually used in kahoot as it sounds like “my cunt”

Teacher: let’s play kahoot

Virgin: *names himself mike hunt*

by Funtime chungles December 5, 2020

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.

Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway

by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019

National Mike Day

The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.

say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike

by TheUnkownJit February 15, 2023

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

Mike Ovy

Although he may seem quiet or unassuming, Mike Ovy has a vibrant, passionate inner live. Creative and imaginative, he happily loses himself in daydreams, inventing all sorts of stories and conversations in his mind. He is known for his sensitivity – he has profound emotional responses to music, art, nature, and the people around him.

Idealistic and empathetic, Mike Ovy longs for deep, soulful relationships, and he feels called to help others. He may sometimes feel lonely or invisible, adrift in a world that doesn’t seem to appreciate the traits that makes him unique.

They/Them: Mike Ovy is the purest soul I've met so far.
Mike Ovy: I can also be a bitch if you want me to 🤭.

by mikeovy November 22, 2021