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michael fleming

Name of Scottish Descent. Normally gifted to the child with the largest Dumpy in the clan. This name has been held by all of the greatest Jarls.
Man did you see Michael Fleming the other day?

That guy has a DUMPY
by paragonzion January 30, 2020
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Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone
by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019
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Michael William

1)A salty man who enjoys starting shit amongst others- especially in an online group- a Michael William likes to get everyone riled up

2) the act of posting within an online group with the intent on upsetting as many as possible- often with insults
What a Michael William - calling a bunch of girls heffers online- they tagged the admin!

Did you see that guy Michael William that post? Salty af!
by Gingerhaireddevil February 5, 2018
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Michael S

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.
Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!
by I am his son January 8, 2023
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John michael

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.
This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael
by Path resident February 28, 2020
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Michael H

Get that girl bro life is too short and time is too fast. YOLO
Michael H- live your life
by Living like mike August 29, 2022
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Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019
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