pizzer and chips

when u got a folded pizza with chips

"Just bought some pizzer and chips"

by DoctorDarkness November 19, 2022

Chip Margie

1. A soft bun or bread spread (usually thickly) with margarine with hot chips and sauce inside.

2. A chip butty served with margarine instead of butter

Customer: Can I have a chip butty?

Clerk: We have no butter, is a chip margie ok?

by LemonySnickets June 13, 2022

chips

Another way of calling someone ugly or unattractive; chopped

New York Slang

" Yo this female just tried to get my number and I told her no because she's chips "
" Why are you even talking to me? You're chips and got no bitches on your dick"

by Divine May 31, 2025

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

chips

ITS NOT CHIPS IT IS crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights!1!

So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights? That's rather bit cringe, innit bruv.

by An average crisps enjoyer March 15, 2023

Chipped Beef

A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth

Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.

by Mister first class April 1, 2021