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Paper Captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
He is great Paper captain ever
by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020
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Choker captain

Choker captain is none other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always covers them with batting stats,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as a captain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 captaincy for rcb but couldn't win a single trophy,as rcb rarely qualify for playoffs he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
by CHOKERKOHLI loyal fan November 23, 2020
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Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"
by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020
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captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads
All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head
by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020
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Captain Jackson

It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple
Captain Jackson is a great man and place
by CPO1KM December 23, 2020
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Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now
Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww
by africanman69 December 26, 2020
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