SLOTH day

A day when military personnel do not have to punish the bad guys from their whirling beast of death. Nor do they have to brush their teeth or put on their combat boots. They can lounge around all day doing nothing at all.

One military member, we'll call him OAF for Ops Air Force, once slept 18 hours on sloth day and was only nourished by 5 meat rolls, 2 chicken wings, a light chef salad, and 3 Ripits.

by D' has October 27, 2008

Sunny Days

Inside reference to when Shawn Michaels accused Bret Hart of having an affair with WWE Diva Sunny on live TV.

“Even though you’ve seen a lot of sunny days my friend.” - Shawn Michaels

by yikes546 April 9, 2022

Slay day

National slay day is 24th of October. This is the day where you celebrate what you wanna slay. Slay slout. Slay soul sister. All of that.

"Did you hear that its slay day? "
" What's slay day? What?? Who?? When?? "
" Slay what you wanna slay! Slay anthem! Slay sister! "

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S June 10, 2022

Colman Day

When you dont do anything all day long and sit at your house all day and have a Colman Day.

When Tyler called Mike to chill, he said no because he wanted to have a Colman Day and sit at his house all day,play skyrim,suck on his nipple,and be Simards slampig

by slampig978 July 5, 2012

pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).

Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!

by BELLALA July 31, 2012

pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.

I eat pie on pi day.

by Primal Secret December 15, 2008

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012