Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.

Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.

by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025

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The "Taylor effect"

The "Taylor effect" is when you try to bag a girl but fail every single time. And although you feel like given up you try and go after another girl despite what happened in the past.

And so you try to bag this girl thinking that things will be different but ends up in a loop.

I feel like given up but, I really want to bag this girl... On no I think I'm under the "Taylor effect" !

by NomNomNooooo March 26, 2023

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Taylor's Version

A euphemism for the r-word ("retard(ed)" based on the r-word-laced original version "Let's Get It Started" by The Black Eyed Peas, referred to by some as "Let's Get It Started (Taylor's Version)".

Alt: Taylor's Versioned, TV'ed, Taylor'd, Taylor'd up, Taylor mode, etc. Term originating in Silver Lake, Los Angeles, 2023.

Our friend Wallace was acting a little Taylor's Versioned after eating all those mushrooms at the party.

by FunEdmund September 16, 2024

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