ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
by ultimateswagmaster March 16, 2016
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swag money soldier

A title given only to the most swagadelic person/ persons and strictly appointed by only a previously titled swag money soldier.
Mane, Tristan always got the weed on deck and some bangin ass food. He’s a straight swag money soldier at its finest.
by Yung Produce June 02, 2020
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swag cannon 5000

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!
by watfuvk January 09, 2018
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Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth
That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler
by Davedale August 04, 2019
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vulk master swag

Whenver something is done wrong
Sarah Palin went vulk master swag on her vice president campaign
by Justin Nako September 25, 2011
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Big money swag

Big money swag is the coolest man in the universe. He is the resemblance of currency the perfect being the ultimate lifeform God's fear. He was given a nickname across the street from a 87 year old crippled pimp "criss cross applesauce bling bling chaching chaching Mr take your girl head ass." Legends say that if you see big money swag with your girl your done for. The smooth bald head is so shiny not even the speed of light can catch up. He is the real one the no capper the Mr lunch money man. No one knows where he's at right now but all we know he's at the ends of the earth searching for someone to be a worthy opponent against his baldness.
by BIGTOEENERGY January 02, 2021
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Swag nigga bucks

It can be used 'to flex', or to show off something,
For example: "Yeah, I just got 100% on that math test everyone failed, swag nigga bucks."
by sydneychodemonster October 21, 2019
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