rusty butcher

The act of anal intercourse followed by gnawing of the providers penis. Teeth marks and blood must be present
a rusty butcher is defined as while mark is performing anal intercourse after ejaculation with Jane he proceeds to remove his penis from Janes anus and insert it into her mouth and Jane proceeds to gnaw on marks penis like a corn on the Cobb (gj) (dd)(sr) (cw)
by Rusty Butcher June 01, 2017
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Rusty Palmer

The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.
I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer
by DJ Hotdish January 14, 2012
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Rusty Banana

The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"
Miranda gave me the best Rusty Banana last night, it hurt so good.
by Rusty Shaklefordington September 28, 2013
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Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.
"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"
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Rusty Mouth harp

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp
Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp
by woonage December 13, 2008
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Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.
Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.
by TrevtrevO May 29, 2010
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rusty sheriff badge

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.
by Josh April 23, 2004
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