Nickel Pickle

Nickel Pickle is the size of your dick.

Guy 1: "I was about to get it but she saw my nickel pickle and left."
Guy 2: "That sucks man, I know the feeling."

by BADBOYPICKLE April 19, 2019

pulling a pickle

pulling a pickle is the act of kicking a soccer ball (or any ball) with your toe. especially when everyone knows you shouldnt! and you look pretty stupid doing it.

shaawty! i hate it. shes pulling a pickle again and lost us the game!

by Skippery March 27, 2008

Lubing the pickle

Where a very unnatractive emo male falls in love with a ramp tramp causing them to fall in love with them, then cheat on the bitch, because her best mate has six toes.

Louie: Hey terry was lubing the pickle last night.
Sam: Lol who with?
Louie: That Leah Sket ;

by Searlie September 2, 2009

pickle bus

a bus which takes retards to and from places eg. schools

i was walkin down the road the other day in order to pick up my take-away and then beside me in the traffic a fuckin pickle bus stopped. just seeing their little fucked up retard faces mad me sick on the side of the road and i didnt eat for 2 weeks after that.

by 12" April 17, 2006

Pickle Fucker

When a dill pickle is hallowed out than put on your penis then you fuck and cum in it then eat it.

That pickle is taste. Yummy. Your a good pickle fucker

by Jason Moley April 13, 2010

Pickle

To describe someone that is really sketchy/weird or a complete tool (combination of both also).

Bartender-Yo, you see that guy over there in the neon vest?

Guy-Yeah, what a pickle.

by Marauderhockey93 March 8, 2009

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.

Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

by wijoo666 July 11, 2010