Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker March 22, 2011

plug me leg

An activity usually taken place just after the brakking of the cherry.

"uh oh, I think just plug me leg!"

by Clecky February 10, 2004

Pop Your Leg

A threat that is meant to sound intimidating yet it comes across as comical.

Person 1: dude pop that guy's uncrustable
Person 2: I'll pop your leg

by Alan Chin May 10, 2019

5th Table Leg

A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!

That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!

by John Kazz September 12, 2007

Get some leg

To get some ass.

Eddie Van Halen: Hey man, that suit is you!
Woo-whee! You'll get some leg tonight for sure!

by Deeznutzinyomouthh August 29, 2021

Computer Leg Dance

n. When a person is multitasking excessively and their leg randomly shakes, twitches or moves uncontrollably. Typically occurs when there is very little time to complete said multi-tasks in. Can typically drive someone crazy, or increase inaccuracy of completing a task. Ususally occurs when the individual is working on multiple projects on a computer, hence the name "Computer Leg Dance".

When Kevin was trying to finish his Biology paper on time, his leg did the Computer Leg Dance as the clock inched towards the deadline.

by greenalicious March 12, 2009

legs cocked open

A loose girl laying around legs open and waiting

She's laying around with her legs cocked open

by Toniboy January 29, 2017