Life Laundry

Almost like spring cleaning but you go around your house or place of rest and throw away useless crap which has acquired around the house which you do not need

examples of life laundry items might include:
- old books
- t-shirts which dont fit anymore
- broken pans

Ted - 'wanna come to a house party this wednesday night?

Peter - 'cant mate, i've arranged to do some life laundry with my girlfriend... the amount of shit i have floating around my flat you wouldnt believe!'

by Dont Fear Mikey's Here May 10, 2011

skonka life

to live your life like a skonka

to live life skonkaish and to randomly yell out skonka life for no apperent reason

Girl #1: look at her she has no manners
Girl #2: thats because shes so skonka life

by CarpioLover October 19, 2010

Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.

I love my Second Life!

by Derek Jones March 1, 2004

Life

Something you should go get.

For instance:
"Get a life"
"Shut up and get a life"
"Leave me alone and go get yourself a life"

by Mj😁 March 25, 2019

Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

by thed00d! January 21, 2009

Gacha Life

An unholy game intended for 8 year old fucktards and no life virgins.

Retard 1: I love Gacha life its so fun and I love the community UwU xD
Person 1: Shut the fuck up
Person 2: Shut the fuck up
Person 3: Shut the fuck up
Person 4 : Shut the fuck up

by iijwkws9ddjsow9w February 13, 2021

Questioning Life

When you see your female best friend talking to your crush.

Sam: Dude, what are you doing?
Amy: Don't worry, I got this.
*Sam is now questioning life*

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 10, 2019