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kissed the apex

S: Going for a dump, back in 10.
M: K.
(some time passes)
S: (Shouts from the loo) Yes, kissed the apex!
M: Good man!
by properturnip June 3, 2009
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Muppet Kisses

A Muppet Kiss involves a great big kiss on the lips that ends with a smacking sound and a MmmmmmmmmmWaaaaaaaaaa
Muppet kisses is the sort of kiss Miss piggy would give poor old kermit when she finially corners him
by UKCD July 5, 2010
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jellyfish kisses

n. (jel-ee-fish kiss-ez) - The sensation you get right after you shave, when your skin tingles enough to sting but not enough to hurt.
Jeff: "Hey, does it hurt you to shave sometime, Tom?
Tom: "Oh, yeah! I get jellyfish kisses all of the time when I shave! Just use some mild lotion, takes the sting out right away!"
by stone412 January 19, 2014
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kiss the frog

When you do a gravity bong weed hit and the water splashes up and hits your lips.
When i do gravity bong hits, i always kiss the frog, ewww.
by djbunnyd December 4, 2013
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subway kiss

Where a girl is on her period and she sits on a subway seat and leaves a pussy kiss of blood. ewwwwwWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWW
That slut just left a subway kiss behind.
by hideyoshi gender July 6, 2015
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first kiss

it is the best thing in the world. it is something that u will always remember and also something that will give you a smile that will never leave your face. it is when the boy/girl that u truly love/like makes the first move and u are toooo embarrassed to look at him again b/c u have got this giant smile on ur face. a first kiss will keep u craving for me. it means the world to any girl and maybe for boys too, im not one so I wouldn't know but to girls it is one of the best things that will ever happen to her.
I had my first kiss with the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with!
by alove99 November 10, 2016
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beartrap kiss

when one person sticks his or her tongue in the other person's mouth and the other person bites down on it and holds
I didn't expect my girlfriend to give me a beartrap kiss instead of a french kiss, now my tongue is bleeding.
by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015
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