Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.
Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018
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by Amogus boi July 9, 2021
Get the Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island?mug. Destiny needs to go back to Ling Ling and get her nails done, why would she walk around with those Island nails like that.
by bribri27 November 29, 2017
Get the island nailsmug. by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020
Get the long island steamrollermug. 1. When all of your bed springs break from scoring your girlfriend.
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
1. Damn it! My bed turned into Football Island!
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
by TeleKamptiA November 22, 2022
Get the Football Islandmug. A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.
To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.
Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.
Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.
John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?
Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!
The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”
Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.
Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.
Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.
There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?
Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!
The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”
Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.
Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.
Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.
There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
Get the Rock Island Ranglermug. by jalexcarter July 9, 2023
Get the longest islandmug.