Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.
Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?
by Poshing May 08, 2019
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human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
by Nuggsman February 14, 2017
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Country human community

Some fatass niggas who ship country for thier own ass aslo they bulit like Charles barkely
Country human community live in basements.
by Reekidhalo September 24, 2023
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Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 05, 2022
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Humaneous

Different type of group of persons usually humanoid bi-pods
Yeah mate there’s one thing chatting g about humanity what about the Humaneous sorts who are allowed to exist too
by Silky June 09, 2022
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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
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