Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

Home

Good to be back home in the pubs with the people that you love

And a crawl around the clubs getting high
GTBBH all alone when you're running up the phone bill
Trying to raise the cents for the rent
GTBBH with your kid and you ask him what he did
Well, he burned the house down to the ground
GTBBH with the wife and to have some kind of life
And to wake up and break up again
Good to be back home
Good to be back home

GTBBH on a love tip, gotta keep a grip
When the ship's going down, you can flip
GTBBH off the junk food, seen as a clean dude
And instill a clean bill of health
GTBBH hear the sounds of the city all around
And the music, the new licks you found
GTBBH at the Lane for a relegation game
As the boys get caned once again
Good to be back home
Good to be back home
Good to be back home
Good to be back home

I'm not homeless, I'm just restless
I get itchy feet and reckless
I've been traveling so long, cracking
I don't really know what is happening
Here is there is anywhere and home is my ass on a chair
Then I wish I was gone and then I wish I was home
Then I wish I was gone (AWOL) then I wish I was home (AWOL)
AWOL, AWOL
Then I wish I was gone (AWOL) then I wish I was home (AWOL)
Hello home

by Death Menace August 29, 2023

Master Home Video

a logo with funny musicc

i make the music the Master Home Video

by Media West Home Video March 23, 2021

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

home wrecker

A moralless slut, usually named Kimberly, so desperate they pursue a man knowing that he's already committed & has a family.

A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together

Kimberly is a dirty HOME WRECKER! She tried to deny everything but I have the sluts tanning bed photos

by yeababyiknowit August 23, 2019

Home-ophobic

When you’re someone who doesn’t like your home or other people’s homes

That guy over there is very home-ophobic!

by ZimTheAilen June 9, 2021

Home

its where your family and best friends are at. the place that's special to you, its your favorite to go to. when youre down or feel out of order, you run back to that place with those people. you feel alive and comfortable letting the shell you have on anywhere but there break off. its the place you value, holding it in your heart.

Jabez's home is with 4k1k.

by lyseeeee <3. January 7, 2020