Frauke Forster

A Schtbitzelface fat chick who disguises herself a Dragon-like furry. To make stuff worse, She is where Mercedes Benz is Made from. Yes, This fat Chick claims she’s from Germany. Also, if you guys speak german or Slovakian please stay away from this fat whale but as far away as you can!

Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!

At a Furry Convention in Bratislava, Slovakia:

Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!

*slips from the Banana*

Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface February 24, 2020

The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

Is first the worst

Yes 1st is the worst 2nd will forever be the worst

Is first the worst? yes because Tyela is 1st making his name the worst Ashley is 2nd making her the best

by Shush shmuck November 16, 2020

tenty first

Theres 21st and all but there was never an 11st so here it is.

welcome to the tenty first day of this month.

by Callsign X-Ghost February 12, 2021

Others-First Paradox

In the arrow paradox, Zeno states that for motion to occur, an object must change the position which it occupies. He gives an example of an arrow in flight. He states that in any one (duration-less) instant of time, the arrow is neither moving to where it is, nor to where it is not.15 It cannot move to where it is not, because no time elapses for it to move there; it cannot move to where it is, because it is already there. In other words, at every instant of time there is no motion occurring. If everything is motionless at every instant, and time is entirely composed of instants, then motion is impossible.

Whereas the first two others-first paradoxes divide space, this paradox starts by dividing time—and not into segments, but into points.

by Others-First Paradox April 26, 2021

half-first-cousin

Half-cousin or half-1C:
1- Parent's half-sibling's child.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and one grandparent in common.

My half-first-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

sesqui-first-cousin

Sesqui-cousin or sesqui-1C:
1- Child of their parent’s full sibling with the other parent’s half-sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.

My sesqui-first-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021