Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.
Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
Get the Doing a Monty mug.adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013
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"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"
Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013
Get the doing a Melbourne mug.Securing the undivided love/attention of a girl (usually 8-10 out of 10) & doing absolutely nothing about it
Girl: I love you
Guy: I know
Girl: you should come back to mine
Guy: I will be only if we can talk about anything but sex
Girl: I love you
"Doing a Lowe"
Guy: I know
Girl: you should come back to mine
Guy: I will be only if we can talk about anything but sex
Girl: I love you
"Doing a Lowe"
by Smiler1988 October 7, 2013
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Get the Doing A Caleb mug.the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
by Sexydimma February 7, 2014
Get the doing harakiri mug.From the BBC sitcom 'The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin' starring Leonard Rossiter. A story about a man going through a mid-life crisis resulting in a breakdown where he leaves his clothes and a suicide note on a beach to give the impression he's dead whereas in reality he starts a whole new life.
Doing a Reggie means to give up on trying to solve an overwhelming situation and pretend it never happened.
Doing a Reggie means to give up on trying to solve an overwhelming situation and pretend it never happened.
Ted: The business is in trouble, Jim. We keep losing clients, the bills are piling up and the accountants have made a complete mess of our tax returns for the past ten years. We owe a lot of money to a lot of people. What are we going to do?
Jim: To be honest, Ted, I'm seriously thinking about doing a Reggie and just file for bankruptcy.
Jim: To be honest, Ted, I'm seriously thinking about doing a Reggie and just file for bankruptcy.
by OCD works for me October 23, 2013
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