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pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR January 20, 2016
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Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce
by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024
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Older Woman Dating

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by retrded man March 18, 2025
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Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
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Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance
"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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