Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.
1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020
Get the Crushmug. when your doing something and crush one or both of your thumbs and it hurts and starts to swell and you dont use ice
p1: "how did you crush your thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"
by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022
Get the crushed thumbmug. by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019
Get the crushing candymug. National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019
Get the National kiss your crushmug. by savage princess November 22, 2023
Get the pineapple crushmug. A verbal phrase referring to one having intimacy thoughts, while taking over the other person from a sexual position and putting it into words.
“Yeah she got a lil sum she’d get crushed up”
“Yo bro this girl I’m talking to I’m not going to lie she’d get crushed up fam.”
“Yo bro this girl I’m talking to I’m not going to lie she’d get crushed up fam.”
by ih@T3mYs3Lf123 July 15, 2023
Get the Crushed upmug. a romantic attraction or/and infatuation to an individual, particularly a celebrity or a well known person, that makes you connect in a way that describes the type of person one is looking for in their future relationships, or simply for their general amusement.
typically common for adolescences and teenagers who are going through puberty and experiencing strong emotions they never felt for the first time.
typically common for adolescences and teenagers who are going through puberty and experiencing strong emotions they never felt for the first time.
Person 1 - “who is the person on the phone?”
Person 2 - “it’s my celebrity crush! isn’t he cute?”
Person 1 - “i guess so… but my celebrity crush is harry styles.”
Person 2 - “it’s my celebrity crush! isn’t he cute?”
Person 1 - “i guess so… but my celebrity crush is harry styles.”
by asahiisateacher October 14, 2025
Get the celebrity crushmug.