Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
by Organic avocado October 1, 2018
Get the Captainmug. An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly
by Disney infinity April 6, 2024
Get the Captainmug. This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!
by Fuckboi sucks good March 25, 2016
Get the captain carlosmug. Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.
by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022
Get the Captain 66mug. Captain Black is a Historical Captain along the Gulf Coast of Florida. He has long been known as a shark fisherman who prefers hand to shark combat to subdue them as he believes it is cowardly to just shoot them. Most people have heard stories about Captain Black as a 7 year old rowing out an old canoe he found discarded. It had a large hole the size of a five gallon bucket in it and he patched it with cardboard and a piece of wood he screwed thru the bottom of the boat. The screws would stick thru the bottom and he would sometimes step on them if he was not careful. He was often found offshore fishing having rowed many miles from land and offered a tow back to shore by the charter fishermen. One of the Captains would throw a rope off the back of the boat for him to hold onto as there was no place to tie it off. He would proudly show his catch to the passengers on the boat as they gazed over the back of the boat wondering why a kid so young would be out that far into the open water on such a small boat. To this day Captain Black can be seen fishing the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
by Shark Ass December 1, 2017
Get the Captain Blackmug. by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019
Get the Fuck Captainmug. Famous YouTuber Heiko Winklers (South Florida Fishing Channel) Pet Cat he found on a deserted mangrove island and is now an iconic part of his YouTube channel.
by Zazaman69 November 27, 2023
Get the Captain Elliotmug.