Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

Pamcreatic Cancer

When your friend Pam has pancreatic cancer

Person 1: Pam has pancreatic cancer!
Pam: lol pamcreatic cancer

by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021

testicular cancel

When you go to buy and you don’t it’s like doing but rather then continuing you just stop

Last night my mom walked in so I had to testicular cancel

by Fheibrbeoshfbfj August 10, 2021

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021

Eskimo cadence

Cadence sang by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and rookie marines in the 1987 Vietnam war movie "Fullmetal Jacket"

The eskimo cadence goes as followed:

I don't know but I been told...

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

MMM, good..

Feels good...

Is good...

Real good...

Tastes good...

Mighty good...

Good for you...

Good for me...

by BLUNTft November 29, 2021

Nose cancelling ear pugs

When the boys of the house make a smell you don't want to hear about.

Nose cancelling ear pugs , I don't want that smell in my nose, I'm plugging my ear holes because I can hear that smell.

by Duertromety December 1, 2021

Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles

Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!

by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022