Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.

Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."

by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020

brinson swaffield

Usually has a women named Hailey or Haven, is very attractive, has a big dick and will pound you in without a doubt. He is so stunning all the girls want him, but he only wants one.

Girl 1: OMG! Is that who I think it is? Brinson Swaffield, I swear to god he is so damn fine. I want to holla at him so bad.

Girl 2: Did you see his dick print? That shit was so fat.

by Badbunny46 October 11, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is sexy

Brandon is sexy boi

by Secsygirl October 14, 2020

Brandon

sexy and hot and big dick and has 1 million girlfriends and is hot and kind

person: hey
brandon:
person: wow brandon you are really sexy please let me have sex with you please

by Igetshot October 15, 2020

Brandon

hokceydad

hey isnt that brandon

by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020

Brandon Daily

Usually a person who works at a school. People will often think he is someone who only jokes around but in reality he is a real and genuine person who often will put their time up to help people who he thinks is worthy of his assistance.

Friend: Yo who is that new funny teacher?
You: Thats Brandon Daily!

by HappyPixel October 18, 2020

Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically

Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today

by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021