car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.

I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.

by Dark Oak September 3, 2023

lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.

a lithium battery exploded

by ethan the g July 18, 2024

A better way

There isn't.

Hym "You wish there was a better way than holding kids hostage? There isn't one. This may be the child murder alternative but that doesn't mean YOU have to feel good about it."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

do better

A way to tell someone that they're doing something wrong in the most condescending way possible

"Come on, man, you know that's wrong. Do better."

by CrushDEN January 10, 2024