Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024

Mikelis

Hottest man in existance, honestly, massive penis aswell, made my legs shake. If you want an awesome boyfriend, text Mikelis, he won't dissapoint. Best guy on earth!

Who is that?
Thats Mikelis!
Who is he?
Only the best boyfriend and best looking man on earth, god I wish I could have him.
Honestly, you are right, he is hot.

by balandey February 28, 2022

Mike

Mike the meme editor

Mikewas editing memes for bluedragon

by 100100100100100 February 19, 2019

Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022

Mike

The boy in stranger things that befriended 011 and then fell in love with her.

Mike fell in love with 011

by Robloxian20073748 August 18, 2018

mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Mike McCready

Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.

"hey man what's that awesome guitar solo i can hear?"
"dude, that's Mike McCready! He's awesome!"

by kansassharp November 29, 2016