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Band geeks

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there
by JDMF December 28, 2023
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Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
by Sahagian June 6, 2018
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Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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Band day

This takes place on December 3rd what you do is write your 2 favorite bands on your knuckles to show your love for that band!
Hey!! It’s band day!!!
by ThatFoxAtMidnight :3 November 28, 2019
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You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020
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Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.
The world needs to hear more Alex Band.
by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025
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Band of Legacy

Two band directors' love child of hatred for teenagers and "excellence through quality musical performance, dynamic leadership, and service." The kids in this band hate themselves because of the directors yet stay in because why the fuck not.

Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"
Wow! the Band of Legacy sounds great at competition. I wonder what they do to sound so good.

They get verbally abused, that's what they do.
by dr.balz November 22, 2021
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