the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").
by ass istant December 13, 2009
by J’koby Mactruck November 14, 2020
Guy 1: Man, that guy thought he was all that and a bag of chips.
Guy 2: Yeeeeeah. He was actually just a pig and some change.
Guy 1: That’s hilarious!
Guy 2: Yeeeeeah. He was actually just a pig and some change.
Guy 1: That’s hilarious!
by EnchantedQuail July 18, 2023
More or less beating someone's ass, may include capping someone or otherwise dominating every circumstance no matter what.
by Shakethisspear November 27, 2009
A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019
All I want is to smoke weed and have a capri-some
by Emanolios December 30, 2020
All I want is to smoke weed and have a capri-some
by Emanolios December 30, 2020