Skip to main content

you on one

Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says
Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"
by JessRex August 9, 2017
mugGet the you on one mug.

You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.
Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.
by California Dictionary December 10, 2016
mugGet the You are Fucked mug.

Are you serious?

The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.
Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.

Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?

Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!
by grammarcopkyle August 28, 2010
mugGet the Are you serious? mug.

You are an Idiot

The most amazing, annoying, addicting, beautiful, great, awesome flash video ever created! The creator of this must have been doing Meth, Coke, Smack, Speed, Cannabis, Ultram, Tramal, Tramagetic, Heroin, Temgesic, Transtec, Subutex, Ketaset, Ketanest, Ketalar, dex, dextro, skittles, robo, Xanax, Lexotanil, Librium, Rivotril, Klonopin, Valium, Temesta and Ativan, Weed and Crack, all at the same time!
Normal Person: Dude, You are an idiot!
Idiot: Nuh Uhh!!
Normal Person: No for real... You Are An Idiot, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahh!
by Remodwof March 4, 2009
mugGet the You are an Idiot mug.

shit on you

Expression showing condemnation of a persons actions, or an object's shortcomings. Denotes light-moderate annoyance.

Has nothing to do with the D12 song, but was rather propogated by certain immigrants to a rural, British university community.
1. "Are you eating with us?"
"No; I already ate."
"Yes? Well, shit on you!"

2. "What happened to your face?"
"The handlebars fell off my bike, and I nearly died."
"Yes? Shit on this/the bike!"

3. "The Inland Revenue are charging me a million pounds for a mistake they made."
"Shit on them."
by Diaji March 10, 2008
mugGet the shit on you mug.

You Up?

A message I send my friends every night...
You up?
by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019
mugGet the You Up? mug.

You are the Shit

Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.

It can be use for anyone or anything.
Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit" (You can add "Mr. President" on the End to sound more appropriate)
by Jonen MC February 16, 2018
mugGet the You are the Shit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email