kyle shanahan

a man who blows

Person 1: Man, you pulled a Kyle Shanahan!
Person 2: Fuck bro, you're right

by meatball2417 December 22, 2022

Kyle Baughman

Kyle Baughman is a word derived from ancient Rome that is used when someone is scared to do something.

Jimmy don’t be a Kyle Baughman. Just jump already.

by DariusGoatland December 23, 2022

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Kylee

Kylee is the definition of a confusing person. she is one minute nice and the other pretty rude. Kylee is very sweet and funny when she is in a good mood but once she is mean oh it’s over. she can be a bitch. don’t be on her bad side cuz she will expose you.

Kylee is very pretty!

by Dominic Overcash December 30, 2022

Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Kyle

Kyle is a guy whos immature and confused. He might break your heart, but that's only because he doesn't know how to handle it. He'll grow up and realize you two are perfect for each other. Aside from that, Kyle is dreamy. His eyes will make you melt, and his humor is unmatched, but only to a girl who gets it.

"Did you see Kyle over there flirting with ____"
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time

by •well shit• January 7, 2023

Kyle is a Bi**h

The religion of believing and having complete and total faith that Kyle is a Bi**h. You worship this by delivering slander to Kyle and agreeing that he needs to be silenced.

(3 people or more are needed to start a religion)

“Boi, you’re a fricking idiot, shut up!”

“hey what are you doing?!”

“oh, we’re worshiping our religion; Kyle is a Bi**h. Wanna join?”

“Absolutely!”

by choo choo soul June 30, 2023