Kyle

A guy who is a god at warzone

A yo that guys a Kyle

by March 15, 2021

Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime

Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game

Kyle: **Autistic screeching**

by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020

Kyle

Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a very sweet, funny boy!! His voice will make you melt and you can just imagine how great his hugs are! <3

A: oh my gosh, I totally have a crush on Kyle!!
B: really? Kyle is so sweet you know!!

by rollerskateskinnie November 14, 2020

Kyle

Is the sweetest guy a girl can have. Will give you all his time. VERY VERY FINE. Very talented. and dude he's smart too, he's the whole package. Very easy to get attached to. cuddle monster. the love of my life tbh

That's Kyle, Angela's husband.

by Kairusimp October 21, 2021

Kyle

Kyle a young boy who has very small genitals then grew up to be a sewage cleaner not only he can’t maintain a relationship nor does he brush his teeth he has much confidence on his dirtbikr

Look it’s a kyle he fends off monster

by Grandma slayer 69 November 13, 2019

Kyle

The guy who really hates himself but compresses his emotions as to keep the spirits of his friends high, he tries his best to be kind and selfless but is extremely rude. His best friend usually is someone who feels similar emotions to him but tends to express them significantly more.

Kyle tries his best, but he is quite rude.

by Twemw October 14, 2020