A crazy child

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ

Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child

by Ur mom is gæ November 25, 2021

child

tommyinnit.

mcyt child tommyinnit

by kade mybeloved September 1, 2021

childing

the act of being a child

i am childing when i make fun of my dad

by calls08 June 16, 2019

dude child

when Emma gets your attention at lunch saying, “dude child,” proceeded by “listen up,”

“dude child, what are you doing?”

by yourgenderqueergal November 18, 2019

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok

person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?

by nagito_komeada January 6, 2021

Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.

"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"

by calculator man May 11, 2014