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mexican mud slide

when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth
brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother
by the lunchbox cool June 25, 2009
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Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
by winkyface9 January 1, 2012
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Ran it through the mud

When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.
After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.
by onehunglo October 4, 2020
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White mud-bath

A white mud-bath is the act of filling a glass bong with semen (preferably by everyone in the sesh) and smoking incredibly cheap marijuana through said bong
Person #1: the sesh is gettin stale
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
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minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth
bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey
by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
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peruvian mud coffee

When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night
by captaincrunk December 12, 2014
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Louisiana mud mask

When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face
Im sure Mark was surprised when Stacy gave him a good old fashioned Louisiana Mud Mask
by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019
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